A Play by Kevin

CHARACTERS:

D-Boom, the lion, cuzin to C-F, the lion.

                                     

SETTING:

At the heart of the forest, in a house.

TIME:

12:30 IN THE AFTERNOON.

AT RISE:

D-Boom and C-F, the cuzin lions, are chillin roaring at each other. The catnip is getting to them.  Jon, D-Boom’s brother tOLD him that he’s seen the humans metin up getin ready to hit. They have about 2 hours.


D-Boom

Man, the forest has really been geting spunkey latly.  Because the human
race has been coming trow almost everyday.  it’s like they from the forest. 
They be posted up in our forest like its there’s.  A,
C-F we got to talk bra. 

C-F
D-Boom you talking bout we need to talk, didn’t you just here John say that the humans bout to come?

D-Boom
But bra this some important stuff.

C-F
Aiight boom wats on yo mind bra.

D-Boom
Look, C-F, remember I told you I was thinking bout leaven, well its bout that time.

C-F
Wat!  You talken bout leaven at a time like this?

D-Boom
See you just think that im leaven just to leave, but its not even like that bra.

C-F
Then wat is it then bra?

D-Boom
(SILENCE)

C-F
Bra look after all this is ova and if you still want to talk bout leaven then we could get into that but right now lets get this out the way.

                                                                       
D-Boom
C-f on some real stuff this is important.  We got ta talk now.

C-F
Bra you really want to talk bout leaven at a time like this?

D-Boom
See you just think im trying to leave to get out but it aint even like….

C-F
Then wat is it like bra?

D-Boom
(SILENCE)

C-F
They the reason we livin the way we living now.  they the reason why we never had a child hood.  The the reason why we aint have no parents growin up.  And you just want ta bounce on me bra.  You can’t leave no bra.  This is the time I really need you.

D-Boom
Bra really its not wat you think.

C-F
Then wat Boom.  Put me up on game.

D-Boom
Bra Jazanae’s pregnant.

C-F
Come on bra.  Come again with that bull.

D-Boom
Cat you think im playin bra.  Why would I just make that up?

C-F
Then why would you wait this long to come out wid it?

D-Boom
Bra on da hommies, she’s pregnant and you bout to have a lil cuzin.

C-F
D-Boom you really serious?

D-Boom
Cat, why would I put that on the hommies.  I think you lettin that cat-nip get to yo head.

C-F
Damn bra, so thats why you want to get up out this forest?

D-Boom
Yea.

C-F
But wats wrong with you haven yo young one right here in the forest.  You was born here and you turned out to be a beast. 

D-Boom
C-F you tripen.
                                                                       
C-F
Fareal bra you could have yo young one right here in the forest and everythang go be good bra.

D-Boom
Look C-F I want my young one to grow up not tripen off nothing.  I want my you ng one to be good.  Not have ta look over they back.  Plus, our parents both was cought by the human race while we was only a cub.  We was forced to grow up fast and never really had a chance to enjoy our childhood.   We had to watch out for the family we had left.  It was me, Tenni, John, and you C-F.  All with no parents and forced to provide for our selfs.   Like me and you C-F had to hunt for the food.

C-F
Thats wat we hear fo.  We go watch over them.

D-Boom 
Come on now bra.  Look how we grow up with no parents at all.  Had ta skip our hole child hood and never really knew wat is was like to be a kid.  We had to skip school so we could have something to put on the table.  We learned wat we learned from the forest.

C-F
(sarcastic)….Damn bra that was deep….(laughs)…Naw bra but I feel you and if thats wat you want to do then lets get yo baby momma up out this thang bra.

D-Boom
But wat about the forest?

C-F
Well we could have the hommies get everybody up out and to safty.

D-Boom
Look at you dude.  Thought you wasn’t never go leave the forest?

C-F
Wat is you stupid Im go be there to see my lil cuzin be born.

D-Boom
Glade you behind me bra.

C-F
You thought I was go let you go out and do this on yo own?  Where would the love be at?

D-Boom
Ta keep it real I don’t know wat you was go say.

C-F
Wat you mean, you thought I was go say something bout you haven a young one.  Jazanae is my sis and I aint got nothing but love fo yall bra.

D-Boom
Damn thats love bra.

C-F
You already know bra much love.

(They give each others slaps on the palms and a hug)
Now lets get everybody out we aint got that much time and go get up baby mamma bra.

THE END

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