Untitled (2013)

 

Title:  (Untitled)

By Brayan B.

 

Characters:      Killer the Shark, 25 years old

                        Candy, the Penguin (sister), 16 years old

 

Setting:            Spain, in the Atlantic Ocean

Time:               December 13th; one week before winter at 9:00 AM

 

At Rise:           Candy the Penguin and Killer the Shark in the middle of the ocean, argument about Killer leaving to Australia.

 

 

 

CANDY

I passed by you earlier and I saw your head down.  Then I started thinking if you were still mad about mom’s saying that you were vegetarian.

 

KILLER

Well of course I’m still mad, she put me on blast in front of everybody, that’s when I put my head down and just bounced in the middle of the conversation.  But I need to leave.

 

CANDY

But where are you leaving?

 

KILLER

I was thinking to go to the Indian Ocean!

 

CANDY

But what’s wrong in here in the Atlantic Ocean?

 

KILLER

I’m freezing in here and there’s not enough vegetarian food.

 

CANDY

But you cant just leave – who is going to take care of me and moms?  What about if we all look for your type of food?

 

KILLER

My type of food…?

 

CANDY

Yes I can help you out!  I know your type of food.

 

KILLER

For reals you know my type of food?

 

CANDY

Of course I know, we can find your type of food.

 

KILLER

But like what?  Because all I see is more fishes.

 

CANDY

mmmm…probably…!

 

KILLER

Probably what?

 

CANDY

We can probably ask mom?

 

KILLER

Well don’t put moms in this.  Don’t you understand she broke my feelings!  Come on sister, I thought you knew this.

 

CANDY

But moms can really help us – she’s been traveling.

 

KILLER

You know what, thanks for you help.  I appreciate it.  But you just put moms in it and I feel uncomfortable.

 

CANDY

Are you seriously going to leave me?  I really don’t want you to leave.  I really hate myself now!

 

KILLER

Why you hate yourself?

 

CANDY

Because I tried to help you out, and I really don’t like the way I am.  I’m short, with small teeth, small mouth, and at leas you’re big and smart.

 

KILLER

Come on sister, you’re perfect.  You don’t need to hate yourself – at least you aren’t vegetarian.

 

CANDY

But I really hate myself – because I’m losing my best brother even though you’re weird and vegetarian.

 

KILLER

Awww!  Don’t hate yourself.  You are not going to lose me!

 

CANDY

But what do you mean, if you are leaving?

 

KILLER

Well – we have to talk with moms and see what she says.  But I really have to let her know what I really feel about being vegetarian.

 

CANDY

I can try to let people know about being vegetarian!  That it’s not funny!

 

KILLER

Thanks sister for getting my back.  But first we gotta talk with moms.

 

            (They leave happy)

 

THE END

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