Characters: Grumpy the Bear (Mascot), age: 17
Speedy the Mustang (Mascot), age: 17
Setting: In a house surrounded by trees, grass, fences, a park and a Candyhouse on the top of a hill.
Time: Around 5 p.m.
At Rise: Speedy walking in the house coming from the Candyhouse.
Aww, wassup my ninja? My name be like “Speedy the Great” but
everybody calls me Speedy. I’m on my way inda house coming
from the Candyhouse a few houses down. I’m just gettin a quick
snack kuz a ninja be hungry, feel me.
(Speedy walks in his house and notices mail on the floor)
Dang! All dese bills, Grumpy’s big head self need to go pay them bills.
Hmm, Grumpy never has mail! The bills are usually under my name.
(Speedy notices the mail with Grumpy’s name on it is the letter
from U.C. Berkeley Grumpy’s been expectin all week)
WHAT THE FUNK!!? How did this square get in and I didn’t.
This must be fake or am I in a dream.
(Speedy decides to hide the letter under the bed. Then walks
in the living room slapping himself in the head repeatedly,
thinking he’s in a dream, but gets interupted by Grumpy’s
appearance at the front door.)
What’s with the commotion slow one??
(Speedy looks up in confusion)
Dude, how long have you been watching me?
Long enough to watch you beat yourself like you were in an
audition for the 3 Stooges, ha!
Ha ha, very funny! We’ll see who gets the last laugh.
What’s that suppose to mean, pony?
You’ll find ou– hey what chu say?
I called you Speedy, unoe fast, big like the Mustang you are.
Oh! Sounds like you called me a pony, unoe I don’t like
I know that’s why I called you it.
I knew I heard you ca–
(Grumpy interrupts Speedy)
Annnywaaays did I get mail today from U.C. Berkeley? I’m
supposed to have it in by 7 am signed.
Ha! I know.
What chu sayin brah!! Where my letter at. I’m not playin, G.O.D.
I have no idea, but I know you ain’t laughin nomoe.
Allryte, I got chu.
(Grumpy walks in the living room and sees the other mail
and decides to trick Speedy that he has a letter from
U.C. Berkeley too.)
What chu gone do, beat me up. I know and you know that dat
ain’t gone happen.
Nah, I was just gone rip this letter up wit yo name on it from U.C.
Berkeley and drop it in the toilet.
Maan, dat ain’t no letter from Cal.
U think so??
(Grumpy walks in the bathroom and holds it over the toilet
and tells Speedy if he don’t give him his letter he’s going to rip
this fake letter he has over the toilet)
Allryte! It’s under the bed just give me mines!
Go get it and hand it to me.
(Speedy walks to get the letter)
Here, now give me mines.
Thanks! Now you could have your bill.
You lied to me, why? I was going to give you your
No you wasn’t, that’s waht you get, karma’s a trip. But why
hide it from me? What’s the point?
Because I was jealous you got accepted and I didn’t.
I’m better than you and you know it.
That’s the problem you always thinking about yourself!!
You never look at the bigger picture. What about me
That’s the thing I wasn’t thinking about you Grumpy. I was
thinking if I didn’t get in, than you shouldn’t either.
Why would you think like that, I would never stop you
from getting in a college you been wanting to get in
since you were a kid. You know what, I’m sorry Speedy
but your on your own. I”m going to sign these papers
and move on with my life. You been a pain in my butt
since we were kids. Now I’m done.
I don’t care!!! Fine leave I’m not stopping you.
Aite, I’m gone brah.
(Grumpy walks out the door and is off to start over)