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Steak and Jay

By DBN3

CHARACTERS:

STEAK: a 32 year old male goblin shark. He wishes to be in the Bay Area Aquarium (BAA) so he can be pampered. He wants friends.

JAY: a pretty jellyfish.

SETTING:

The trenches in the ocean – dark, black, windy, cold, and smooth.

TIME:

10:50AM

AT RISE:

Morning, with a little sunshine

Steak

Today is the day! Steak swims to a nearby boat and plays dead in hopes to be picked up and cured to health at the BAA. Suddenly JAY comes out of nowhere and yells

JAY (yelling)

What are you doing?

STEAK

Nothing, go away

JAY

You told me you were not do this

STEAK

Yea, I lied now leave

JAY

Kelp your not leaving

STEAK

Yeah I am if you care

JAY

Yes I Do if you leave I will be lonely

STEAK

I don’t know what to tell you

JAY

You can stay. You’re going to stay.

STEAK

Jay please Look I’ll do it tomorrow

JAY

Thx you 🙁

STEAK

Come on Let’s shoot the waves

JAY

Why do you want to leave so bad?

STEAK

Beacuse Jay I’m tired of all this, Here I’m looked at as a thug or a bad fishy there I would be a star people would Love me and Cherish me

JAY

Are you okay?

STEAK

No

JAY

Why are you crying?

STEAK

I just flipping told you!

JAY

I know I’m sorry

STEAK

It’s okay

JAY

Steak look I need to-

Suddenly, a group of loin fish start bulling STEAK

FISH 1:

Ay you punk guppy

STEAK

What you say, fisha?

FISH 1:

I say you soft fin shrimp fisha

STEAK

Oh shell no! Fisha you wanna die?

JAY

Please dont

STEAK

[Move Jay]

JAY

Come on, Clam

(bip, bop, pow)

FISH 1:

OUCH!

STEAK

Yeah you better swim clam

JAY

Wow you whuped his fins

STEAK

Yeah, but this is what I mean I’m tired of this.

JAY

but I would miss you

STEAK

Yea but listen I Love but it’s just not worth it

JAY

LOOK I LOVE YOU, OKAY I’ve loved you since the 4th Grade but not only that but also think about How much we been thru

STEAK

Um, Da

JAY

Just think it over

STEAK

Damn kelping shrimp I don’t know Steak starts swimming home but he sees a boat but he thinks of Jay and just Goes to sleep.

— Next Day —

STEAK is preparing for the day. JAY is getting mentally prepared for STEAK’s answer. Steak swims over to the sea patch to find Jay.

STEAK

Listen, Jay – I’ve decided to go to the aquarium. It doesn’t mean I don’t love you any less. I think there will be more opportunities for me.

SETTING: Morning in the trenches as usual, dusty and damp. 10:42AM

JAY

Well today is the day, I hope he chooses to stay.

(STEAK starts swimming to JAY. JAY starts swimming to STEAK)

STEAK

Alright Jay listen you know I love you to death Its not that fact that I’m leaving you it’s just the-

JAY

Steak..

STEAK

Just let me say my piece. I’m leaving and Im not coming back I love you I will see you later

JAY

Alright Steak I love you and support you see you soon.

STEAK

Yeah yeah

JAY

Well if he’s leaving, I’m leaving

SETTING: The surface of the ocean

STEAK

There the boat! Go time!

(JAY already in the boat.)

(STEAK gets picked up and lifted into the rehabilitation tank.)

(Sees JAY)

STEAK

Well aint this something

JAY

Yep you did not think I would let you go by urself did you

STEAK

Not for a minute

JAY

You ready

STEAK

As I will ever be

JAY

Let’s do it

(boats leave into the horizon.)

To Be Continued.



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